12 point help for web addicts?

Question

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

Answer 1

LoL,so true.some of these describes me.

Answer 2

Wow. Good one! I will give this to a web-addict if I know one!!

Answer 3

Nice one.

Answer 4

don't have time to read it, I'm surfing the web

Answer 5

cool thnx man. i will make sure that i dont pee and sh*t on the computer seat next time i see po*n.

Answer 6

Good ones..:)

Answer 7

so sad

Answer 8

good one its almost
true though..!!

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!