Well i think it is funny - but i am a bit lame sometimes. Hope you guys like!
Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confonted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third said "My name is Ken.....TuckyFriedChicken"
2007-05-20 17:41:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well i laughed!!! Hope it wasnt too much suffering :P
2007-05-20 17:48:35 · update #1
John, sometimes you really crack me up!
And then there's now.
2007-05-20 17:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three farmers are observing a little pig with her head stuck in a bush while she is desperately wiggling her butt to get out of the situation. The first farmer thinks “I wish that was a sexy 18 year old girl”, the second farmer thinks “I wish that was a sexy 35 year old woman”, the third farmer thinks “I wish it was night time.”
2007-05-20 17:51:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, blond joke time!
A blond woman is driving on the highway minding her own business, cutting people off left and right, and generally ticking off the general populace. A guy in a semi-truck gets pretty PO'ed, and decides to teach this blond a lesson. He forces her to pull over, get out of her car, and proceeds to question her about her driving skills. She doesn't think the worse of it, wandering around and all but ignoring the guy, so he proceeds to draw a circle in the dirt around her to get her to pay attention to him.
Guy: If ya'll ain't gonna listen to me, you gonna get the cops called on ya! You set one foot out that circle and I'm-a-gonna do just that!
Blond: Lalalalalaaaa...*daydream*
The guy proceeds to get so ticked, that he kicks out the front headlight of her car.
Blond: *giggles*
The guy is beyond infuriated now. He kicks out both mirrors of her car.
Blond: *hysterically laughing*
The guy's face turns beet red, and he rips the rear-view mirror off.
Guy: SO WHAT YA'LL THINK NOW, WOMAN?!
Blond: (In between laughs) While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle 3 times! Heehee!!
2007-05-20 18:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by scrambled_egg81 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fine i have one
there was a little boy name johnny
everyday he would chase this little girl home from school
they both were like 8 yr old
he so he wuld chase her and tease her by pulling down his trousers and saying...i bet u dont have one of these. SHe would start crying and run home.
The next day the same thing
he pulled down his pants and said
i bet u dont have one of these
she started crying and headed off running home,
This happened for a few days then the little girl's mother asked her why. She told her mother what johnny had did.
The next day the boy did it again
pulled down his pants and said i bet u dont have one of these
the little girl said
my mother said
as long as i have one of these
i can get as many as those as i like
2007-05-20 17:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but the jokes Tina and Aquila gave are better.
Yours made me smile though. ;-)
2007-05-20 17:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Flop Mucket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute. I admire your incentive. We could use more people like you in here to break the tension.
2007-05-20 17:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by cas1025 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing as lovely as a story from 'real' life.
thanks.
2007-05-20 17:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee.... religios discussions are supposed to be thought provoking and if people don't want a strained brain limited the amount and types in which you participate.
2007-05-20 17:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty weak.
2007-05-20 17:44:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this happened to you in real life didn't it?
2007-05-20 17:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋