Health Warning!
Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....
Can't eat chicken . bird flu
Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella
Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides.
Hmm...
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Chocolate is a Vegetable
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars
also contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Remember-
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS" !!!
Who would've thought??? Duh!!!!!
2007-05-20 14:33:53 · 24 answers · asked by kayleigh l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that good thinking
you have a good sence of humor
2007-05-28 13:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Justice♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dark chocolate is also considered to be quite healthy by many physicians. I have frequent severe migraines and I am allowed to eat very dark chocolate with no restrictions. Many heart patients are also allowed to eat dark chocolate (check with your physician first).
2007-05-27 11:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do Americans eat
2016-05-22 12:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by gale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just took away all the guilt I felt few moments ago, after I ate a bunch of it!
Thank you!
2007-05-27 10:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate bars are very healthy.
2007-05-25 14:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it. i've thought that way about chocolate for a long time, glad to see someone finally agrees with me!
2007-05-20 14:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by nedoglover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a real problem.......One day I had called the dr. and i told her "instead of telling me what I can't eat, just tell me what I can eat!!!!"
2007-05-28 14:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by elisayn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, haha. thank u for reminding me to stay away from those foods
2007-05-20 14:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by darktiger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, it looks like you put a lot of thought into it. star for you!
2007-05-27 16:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by andrea c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very perspective of you, nice!
2007-05-27 16:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋