Let me know if you can see the light : )
2007-05-20 14:09:33 · 15 answers · asked by Partisan of Christ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Way to take the high road Mr. Holier-than-thou...
2007-05-20 14:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I can change a light bulb by myself, No god needed. Actually, that light bulb came from science, so it's evil. Christians shouldn't be changing light bulbs.
2007-05-20 21:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by punch 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You win tonight's Dumbest Attempt to Bait Atheists Award.
Congratulations.
2007-05-20 21:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by link955 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have no trouble changing a lightbulb all by myself.
Christians try to convert the light bulb.
2007-05-20 21:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Yuk, yuk!
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? None - only god can create light! Yuk, yuk!
Equally not funny.
Pretty pathetic, partisan
2007-05-20 21:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by Skeff 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One, but he has to assume that the light bulb exists
2007-05-20 21:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by James O 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I changed the light bulb this morning....
and btw, this is not funny if it was a joke!!
2007-05-20 21:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
We have. its the believers that refuse to take off their blindfolds. How did Noah gather the 1.8 million different species of living things on this planet and put them on a little boat? Word of God? Time to remove your blindfold.
2007-05-20 21:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
At least I don't waste time praying for the light to go back on...
2007-05-20 21:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Sneaky Shoelace 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One to twist the blub and put a new one back in
2007-05-20 21:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋