It started on a dark full moon night when a boy named billy went to a motel.When he entered he saw a man that looked like he was eating the new taco bell 7 layer dip and smell like he let it out.The man gave him his moldy room key and dispeered into his natural fog.When billy reached his room he can hear rats crawling in vents and old cold war videos on replay.He entered the room and his bathroom door was trembling and a bright light came out of the bottom of the door when he opened the door there was a surprise.It was a fat guy taking a dump reading about cheap car sales farting every 5 seconds.Then the fat man flushed the toilet.Billy heard screams saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Then billy saw a huge wave hit him in the face.When he woke up he was covered in a dark creamy liquid at the wonka factory hearing ompalompas singing THANK YOU FOR A SHIPMENT OF FAT MAN.......Billy asked Fat mans what?Willie wonka appred saying SECRET RECIPE.THEN SHOT BILLY WITH A THOMPSON SUB MACHINE GUN.LOL END
2007-05-20
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