For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said,(I love this bit).................. "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
2007-05-20 13:48:56 · 20 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe airways always have the best stories.
British Airways
A middle aged white woman arrives at her seat to find she is to be sitting next to a black man.
She called a stewadess and protested loudly that she was not told this when she booked this flight and how dare they try to sit her next to a ******.
The stewardess replied that she would go and see if they could find another seat.
She returned a couple of minutes later and said to the woman
'I am very sorry madam but first calss is full also, however we do have one seat left in buisness, we don't usually make this kind of upgrade but we think it would be outrageous to sit someone next to such a disgusting specemin.
She turns to the black man, 'So if you would care to follow me sir, your seat is waiting for you'
MWAHAHA Put that ***** in her place!
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2007-05-20 13:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Londonbaby 3 · 12⤊ 2⤋
Everyone gets rude customers. You just smile and tell your manager to deal with them.
2016-04-17 17:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this passenger didnt reply to the airline ticket agents last reply,i woud have grabbed him from behind and made him fly via a size 13 shoe! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
2007-05-20 14:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!
Gotta hand it to that attendant-- she kept her cool, was quick-witted, and handled the situation with grace!
Can I give her a star too?
2007-05-20 13:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Next Up 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! Good job!
2007-05-20 14:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! that is really funnny! i would love to have seen that with my own eyes!!! i give it a 10/10 and a star!
2007-05-20 13:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by trevor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 14:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I wonder if she got in trouble for this.
2007-05-20 14:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by SlythGurl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
awww...that was fantastic.....good for her...aint no point in taking the rude customers to seriously...i bet he was well embarassed after that.!!!
great story hun!
2007-05-20 14:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's ace! HAHA! Love it! Have a big fat star!
2007-05-20 13:52:36 · answer #10 · answered by Ollie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋