This is a serious question.
My girlfriend and I were "getting in the mood", and to turn her on, I said, "Ooh baby, check my prostate!"
Right then and there, she stood up, said "Ew...never say that again" and walked out of the room.
What's wrong with what I said? I thought I was going to turn her on!
2007-05-20 13:25:31 · 12 answers · asked by Mr. Action 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
"Check my prostate", not romantic. Of course that would involve anal penetration and you should have discussed with her your likes and dislikes sexually before blurting that out. If you had the discussion prior to "getting in the mood", you would not have had to say it, you could guide her hand where you want it to be and she would have obliged.
Most men do not like the thought of anything penetrating their anuses and you may have freaked her out. Are you straight or bisexual? This might be a question that she has in mind. Communication is the key. Talk it over, gently and explain that you are adventurous if that is what it is and have her use a condom over her finger/s. That may solve the "ew" issue.
Good luck.
2007-05-20 13:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by classyandfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nono ROTFLMAO. Dude you couldn't think of anything better to say. I would have probably punched you in the face if I were her. LOL you need to read a self help book or something. LOL I don't believe you said that to her. Ok here are a few rules when trying to turn her on.
Rule#1 Don't mention your prostate before sex. Men hate talking about the prostate so uhm I would assume women don't either.
Rule#2 Don't talk about your prostate during sex.
Rule#3 don't talk about your prostate after sex.
Rule#4 Only talk about your prostate to your doctor and only if he mentions it.
Rule#5 You don't want anyone touching your prostate it's not one of those sensual area's
Rule#6 Do not talk about your prostate at the dinner table, in the bathroom, or anywhere at that matter.
LOL that was funny though I would have loved to see the video on that one. LOL thanks for making my morning.
Ray
2007-05-21 01:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by raymond E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SHe was probably a little freaked. Her first thougth might be fear of you being a homosexual...(which there is nothing wrong with i'm not being decriminating) Most girls are unaware of that special g spot like place in the males butt.....she's is more than likely not going to just be gung ho about it. if it does happen it will take time. Although if she ever wants to get the job done faster...lol....Believe me been there done that. It's definatly a little....shocking at first......i'm still gettting used to it.....you'll have to get her to be more adventurous....
2007-05-20 14:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee. That's really romantic. I'd suggest something a little more subtle and couth than, "Ooh baby check my prostate!"
2007-05-20 15:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
alot of girls probably won't care. But when a decent and clean woman is in the bed I don't think that she really wants to hear about your prostate. She seemed to have over reacted but don't do that again
2007-05-20 16:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's is just disturbing to start out a conversation especially when your in the mood. that is just stupid no offense but just let her do the talking before say something that with offend her or make her feel uncomfortable. so if your going to say anything think before you say something. or at least something romantic like i love you or something.
2007-05-20 13:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats as lame as the part when "OZ" from the movie American Pie says "suck me beautiful"...pathethic not romantic at all.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
[girl laughs]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
2007-05-23 19:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by jssdoz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're seriously asking what's wrong with that? Everything is wrong with what you said, perv. Beg for her forgiveness and before speaking, think it over several times.
2007-05-20 14:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she thought you meant for her to stick her fingers in your back door... that's how u stimulate the prostate gland...
2007-05-20 13:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If my fiance said that to me I'd giggle.
Apologize and say you won't ask that anymore.
2007-05-20 14:27:53 · answer #10 · answered by Terri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋