A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
2007-05-20 12:54:01 · 17 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
bounty
2007-05-20 12:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha how funny ...try this ' The Magician and the Parrot
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''
The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''
2007-05-20 19:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 21:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was sooo cheesy but i cant stop laughing! heres a star.
2007-05-20 20:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by danny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-05-20 19:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW Slow sunday for you?
2007-05-20 19:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i order you to walk the plank mate
jajajaja
2007-05-20 19:58:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats sooooooo bad lol
2007-05-20 19:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Cute.
2007-05-20 19:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by red_texasgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-05-20 19:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by kristina43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋