I need some jokes to tell to my teacher so make it apropriate okay?
2007-05-20 12:52:09 · 4 answers · asked by pink angel 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wishful Thinking
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
2007-05-20 13:13:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How bout this one? I found it erlier on ya.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-05-20 12:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by CherryCherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
so, this genie comes out of a bottle and tells this lady she gets 3 wishes, but warns her that whatever she wishes for her husband will get 10 time that. so she wishes to be the most beautiful girl in the world, so he says ok but her husband will be the most handsome guy in the world. so she does, and then wishes to be the richest woman in the world, so he becomes that. and she becomes it. so then she wishes to have a mild heart attack. and guess what happens!
2007-05-20 13:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lava 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not me
2007-05-20 12:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋