Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
2007-05-20 12:26:44 · 11 answers · asked by ** :) ** 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke. A little miscommunication goes a long way!!
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2007-05-20 15:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Always up for a good blond joke!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-21 17:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by Pebbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!lol! 10!
2007-05-20 21:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie
funny
and i wonder what the next kid to get that toy is gonna think :D
2007-05-20 19:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it did not make me crack up but it was a funny one
2007-05-21 14:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by slickrickdesigns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cmon the blonde can find something better for it...
2007-05-20 19:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by ~I Am A Million Pieces Of The Sky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o0o0o0o0 crap...LoLz....That was funny. Never heard it.
2007-05-20 19:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by amandaPLEASE(= 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-20 21:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-20 19:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by wiejosjlfgse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too old of a joke. i have heard it before.
2007-05-20 19:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Elie 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋