A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. “Yes, yes he did.”
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.”
2007-05-20 10:54:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this couple are having diner in a very nice restaurant. when the waiter notices the man slowly descend under the table, not on my shift you don't thought the waiter , and going up to the table smugly . said to the woman "madam your husband seems to have fallen under the table" no replied the woman ,my husband has just walked through the door.
2007-05-24 10:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I dont quite get this joke....maybe I'm overthinking it. I understand the 10th child doesnt look like him...but whats the big deal...there are alot of children that dont look like their father/mother/parent, some resemble a family member.
Whats a cutter?
2007-05-20 18:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the 10th child is his own...
The old man deserves a star for trusting his wife.
2007-05-20 18:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, love it!! So will my girlfriends !! Thanks for sharing !!! I live in Houston , and some of my friends work for the big oil and gas companies downtown. This will put a smile on their faces when they boot up those company computers tomorrow morning !!
2007-05-20 18:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Funny Joke.
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2007-05-21 20:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. She must have been a Cutter!! LOL.
Poor ole Papaw!
2007-05-20 18:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOHHHH! I am SOOO going to copy this joke...
I love it! Lmao, the ending was too unexpected...
2007-05-20 17:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Truth hurts 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-05-20 18:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A VERY NICE JOKE:)) I LAUGH A LOT:))))
2007-05-20 18:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I actually get that one!
2007-05-20 17:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by Whit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋