Outside is a six-foot ladybird which proceeds to head-butt him, kick him in the crotch, and stamp on his head. The man wakes up in hospital where he describes his ordeal to the doctor. "You're the sixth case like this we've had in today," says the doctor. "There's a rather nasty bug going about."
2007-05-20 10:54:04 · 26 answers · asked by ♥cardanja♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm still laughing, that one perk up my day. OH! OH! someones knocking at my door**********LOL
2007-05-20 11:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by sly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were there six ladybirds guilty each of one of six incidents, or one ladybird responsible for all six incidents, or three ladybirds each accountable for two incidents each, or ???.... but leave the permutations to math experts.
A great opportunity has been missed here and I feel my human right to an aphid-free garden has been callously overlooked. Even one ladybird of such proportions could eat every aphid (greenfly) or scale insect in my garden in short order. I feel horticulturally deprived.
2007-05-20 11:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gillian Anderson!!
2016-04-01 12:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, the silly ones are the best!
They say the female is more deadly than the male.
He should have told her her house was burning down!
2007-05-20 12:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...
That must be an evil bug to encounter in a dark alleyway.
2007-05-20 11:07:13 · answer #5 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rolled my eyes but igave a chuckle. Heres a star. xx
2007-05-20 10:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good 1 star
2007-05-20 11:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groan
2007-05-20 10:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by madbaggage 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! I'll give ya a star for that!
2007-05-20 10:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw boo no ! LOL - i`ll give you a star for daring to post it !
2007-05-20 10:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋