Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Sincerely,
Desperate
2007-05-20 10:52:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reply:
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.Wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or re-install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and hard drive performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck,
Tech Support
2007-05-20 10:53:28 · update #1
ROTFL! I saw this about a year ago on the net, saved it, computer crashed, and have been looking for this ever since. Thank you soo much!!
2007-05-20 14:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by karategirl18 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness I had already read that one before so I didnt read it just now.....it is sooooooo long but I did enjoy it cuz it was funny.
2007-05-20 18:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 17:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i install ha ha ha 5.0 to this.
2007-05-20 17:58:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is vary funny, I loved it. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-20 18:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-05-20 18:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Whit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋