*blonde is a hair color, not a personality*
2007-05-20 09:46:04
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A blonde walks into a Pharmacy and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist overhears and is a little bemused. He explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." We just have underarm deodorants.
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
About an hour later, she returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the package,
"To apply, push up bottom."
2007-05-20 16:49:02
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answer #2
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answered by Donald Robinson 1
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My natural Hair Color Is Blonde.. lol Anyway..
~ A Blonde is driving in her car. She keeps swirving on the road. A Police Officer pulls her over and asks why she is swirving. She politely tells the officer that whenever she turns there is a tree, so she turns the other way and there is another tree. The Police Officer looks at her and says," Lady Thats Your Air Freshener."
lol :)
2007-05-20 16:49:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Why do people always consider blondes as dumb people? the only dumb blondes are the brunnettes that dye their hair to blonde to get noticed...
2007-05-20 16:47:01
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I've heard it before, but I still think it's funny.:)
Q: How can you tell if a blonde woman has a blond boyfriend?
A: She has bruises around her navel!
2007-05-20 16:46:11
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answer #5
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answered by tangerine 7
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how many blonde3s does it take to screw in a light bulb
4 1 to screw in the light bulb and 3 to flinch
2007-05-20 16:46:34
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answered by Daniel C 2
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LOL. That is Too Blonde!! LOL.
2007-05-20 16:55:19
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answered by jfmm 7
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That's funny! (I'm not a natural blonde, just in case you were wondering..., yet I still act stupid... hmm.. :-) :-)
2007-05-20 16:48:29
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answered by CoutureDoll 3
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Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 16:46:52
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answered by cats 7
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i guess the blonde
2007-05-20 16:50:12
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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