A blonde walks into a store and says
"excuse me can i but that tv in the corner" she asks very nicly
The clerk responds "i don't serve blondes"
So the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair brown and returns to the store.
"excuse me can i buy that tv in the corner?"
"don't serve blondes, sorry" replied the clerk
So the blonde/brunnette went back to her house and dyed her hair red shortly later she was back at the store.
"excuse me can i buy that tv in the corner?" she asks
"sorry no blondes allowed" replies the clerk
furious the blonde/brunntrte/red head slams her fist on the counter.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE?!!!" she aks loudly
the clerk leans in and camly says
"because sweetie, that's not a tv it's a microwave"
2007-05-20 09:37:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well funny..
2007-05-20 09:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but funny
2007-05-20 16:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 16:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but a goodie!
2007-05-20 17:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol star
2007-05-20 16:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2007-05-20 16:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by natjan95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that crax me up!!
2007-05-20 16:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by johnny d lvr! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! That mad funny...=D
2007-05-20 17:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO ******* FUNNY
2007-05-24 12:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋