Americans and others, do you aree with Robin Williams...?

Question

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...

(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines -They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

Answer 1

Bang on.......!!

Answer 2

Way to go Robin...yes he has my vote! 100%.....but.... substitute Americans as the English and lets have him as
the new Prime Minister for England / UK!!!! I also think Billy Connolly should be the Deputy PM.
They will do a much better job than Tony Blair ever did or Gordon Brown will ever do and the least said about John Prescott the better.

Answer 3

Oh my gosh. Only Robin Williams could come up with something this good! I agree with everything he says in that spiel 100%. Go Robin! Maybe he should really run for president, he'd be alot better then the dips**t we have in office now.

Answer 4

i agree with the statement but robin williams didnt do that someone else did . that statement circled around the web a couple of years ago i am not sure if they ever really figured out who wrote it but robin williams did not acording to his statement he didnt know who wrote it... but he did make the final statement about the statue of liberty holding a bat... you can verify this by going to google and type robin williams peace plan and look for your self.... thank you and have a very good day...

Answer 5

that is not purely people how do in comparison to him. that is purely their evaluations. Why do you assume ALL people hate him? not all of us is of an analogous opinion, nor does each and every u . s .. Are you telling me that each and every british individual loves Robin Williams? clarification why all people could in comparison to Robin Williams could be he's not humorous( of their opinion) , he's a bad actor or perhaps that is purely a individual they dislike for no reason. i in my view, locate him humorous and a sturdy actor :) P.S The people on television do not unavoidably symbolize all of us in our u . s .

Answer 6

That is SO Robin Williams, absolutely hilarious, absolutely genius and 100% the truth. I agree with him wholeheartedly!!

Answer 7

It's a good plan and awesome! We need something like that to save this country! He may be wacky but he's right!

Answer 8

Awesome!

Answer 9

You gotta love him - blunt and straight to the point.
Someone convince him to go into politics NOW !!!
Finally an American with sense .there might be hope for you colonials yet LOL.

Answer 10

Yes, I agree 100%!

Answer 11

I thought he was a comedian?? Wheres the punchline?

It looks like alot of republican spun bull.

Oh, and let me tell you, US admin knows if the rest of the world gets their hands on mid east oil, the balance of global power shifts.

Why do you think war was waged just as the russians and chinese struck a deal to begin mass oil trading with Saddam?

It wasn't regime change they were after, it was control of - not the battle - but the oil fields.