what have michael jackson and a carrier bag have in common?
they are both made of plastic and harmful to small children
what have michael jackson and a ps3 got in common?
both turned on by small children
what time does michael jackson go to bed?
when the big hand touches the little hand
why is michael jackson terrible at chess?
he dont k now whether hes black or white
2007-05-20 08:26:44 · 14 answers · asked by simms 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol hilaruos but a bit racist but a lot funny heres a star from me....rock on!!
2007-05-20 09:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by sukhsukhi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i gave it a star they were prettyy funny, especially the second to last, also i have one
what do michael jackson and the detroit tigers have in common?
they both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
2007-05-20 09:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lava 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! heres some more.
what do michael jackson and walmart have in common?
they both have boys pants half off!
what do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common?
they both put old meat in fresh buns!
2007-05-20 08:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by trevor 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I particularly like this joke by way of MJ the place he presented Marlon singing "in the back of Closed doorways" took Marlon positioned him interior the closet, closed the door and Marlon began singing.
2016-12-29 15:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame jokes!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-05-20 12:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Gracious!
LOL
2007-05-20 08:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard most of them before. They're okay.
2007-05-20 08:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by twixette 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those aren't funny.
2007-05-20 09:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny! lol!
2007-05-20 10:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is funny, is there more were they came from?
2007-05-20 08:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋