to court when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. Disturbed, he stopped and asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" The man replied, We don't have any money for food. "Well then" replied the lawyer, "You can come to my house and
I'll feed you" But sir said the man, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree. "Bring them along too" the lawyer insisted. Turning to the other
man he said You come along with us too. The second man replied in a pitiful voice. "But sir, I have a wife and six children with me" Bring them all as well said the lawyer. With some difficulty they all squeezed into the car. Once under way one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.
2007-05-20 07:59:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Congratulations. That is the first joke I have read on here that I have never heard before. Absolutely brilliant.
It reminds me of the day when a tramp knocked on my door asking for food as he hadn't eaten for a week.
"Do you like cold rice pudding?" I asked.
"Love it" he replied.
"Well call back tomorrow" I said "It's still hot!
2007-05-20 08:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is kind of cruel because I thought that the lawyer was going to feed them with food, not with grass.
2007-05-20 11:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom dwelling scum eater, and the other one is a fish.
2007-05-21 03:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by mikegreenwich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Cute!
2007-05-20 08:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by stormey4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 09:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, OMG, that's such a typical lawyer!!
2007-05-20 08:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and they say the grass is always greener somewhere else,well done.
2007-05-20 08:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats good :D thx i needed a smile
2007-05-20 08:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah!
2007-05-20 08:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by Brendan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read it to the folks and we were in stitches.
hahahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-20 08:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋