bloke wakes up in hospital after a car accident and says''doc doc i cannot feel my legs''
the doc says''its ok do not worry your legs are perfectly ok but we had to amputate both your arms''
blonde wakes up after a car accident and screams to the paramedic ''i cant see i'm blind i'm blind''para says ''dont panic darlin how many fingers have i got up ''
she said ''eff me im paralysed as well''
2007-05-20 07:20:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HALF WELSH PRATT
dont come on the english joke site if you do not understand jokes that are written in english.you effin sheep shagger.
2007-05-20 07:28:42 · update #1
oh my god that so funny thanks for the jokes
2007-05-20 07:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
x 0
2007-05-20 14:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by B s 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Pretty funny ones! 8 to each one!
2007-05-20 16:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-05-20 14:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by riettebotha2 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not funny.
2007-05-20 15:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I guess I don't get them, because they don't seem funny or sick.
2007-05-20 14:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by stormey4 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
the first one isnt funny
the second one i do not understand at all
so id give it about a 0 on the 10 scale
if you think they are sick, you should hear about the racist ones i have and about disabled ppl my friends tell me.
2007-05-20 14:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 12⤋