My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
2007-05-20 06:53:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I'm a girl, and I really liked this when I read it and thought I would share it with you lovely people.
2007-05-20 07:13:27 · update #1
Honey... Can you see into my bathroom???
2007-05-20 17:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, a mans nightmare... But im 21 and by the time i need viagra it will be replaced with a damn better pill or even something completely different ;P x
2007-05-20 06:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by David The Visionary 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2007-05-20 08:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha! That made me laugh so much I just had to tell my husband who also had a good laugh.
Thanks! 10/10 + a star for you!
2007-05-20 08:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really cute!
Kind of an odd thing to happen to a girl though. I'm assuming you are a girl.
2007-05-20 07:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by whos_ur_girl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent! Very funny and poetic genius!
2007-05-20 06:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Question&Learn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny and good. 8/10.
2007-05-20 10:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I starred u I thought that was funny lol
2007-05-20 06:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by missthong2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol! What a lovely poem!
2007-05-20 06:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's cute!
Poor guys, that's the worst of their problem.
Girls have to go through so much more.. Bleh.
2007-05-20 07:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by stormey4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep, well worth the read, not much to look forward to is there.
2007-05-20 07:06:12 · answer #11 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋