example: "we are lost, we should pull over and ask for directions" :-)
2007-05-20 03:59:47 · 46 answers · asked by raven 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Forget baseball lets watch American idol!
I think Barry manilow is really cool.
I just want to be held!
Lets going shopping at the mall and i will hold your purse for you.
I really like wearing condoms.
2007-05-20 04:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. Honey, why not suggest a father/daughter outing for your brownie troop?
2. I really wish I had listened to your advice.
3. Let's get a sitter and go to that new restaurant Friday night.
You can get all dolled up and we will stay at a motel, too.
4. I know we have been married almost 20 years; but, you
are as beautiful as the first time I saw you!
5. Don't worry about the dent in the fender, I'm just glad that
you aren't hurt at all. That truck is older than I am, it is just a
piece a metal; but, you are my life.
2007-05-27 10:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No honey, you take the last beer.
You mow the grass and I'll clean the house.
Let's go shopping.
I really appreciate all you do around the house.
No, you go to work and I will stay here and watch the sick kids.
It's my turn to get up, feed the baby and change the diaper.
You stay here, relax, and watch TV while I go do the grocery shopping.
Let's do something romantic.
2007-05-27 12:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.my wife is/was right.
2.yeah honey i'll mow the lawn b4 the football.
3. i think i've had enough beer
4.yeah honey,you can take my card shopping with you
5.would you like me to do the dishes after tea?
6.that dress does make ur *** look big
7.yes u r getting fat dear
8.i love what you've done to ur hair(would have to notice it first)
2007-05-25 20:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the remote, honey. You watch whatever you want while I fix dinner.
Yes, that does make you look fat.
Are you gaining weight?
Why don't you drive, honey. You are a much better driver than me.
2007-05-20 04:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let's go to the opera
Let's go see your mother on Super Bowl Sunday
Thank you, oh by the way, what's your name?
2007-05-26 06:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, do you think I should exfoliate?
MMm your shea butter body wash smells so good may I use some?
OMG look at these love handles baby.
2007-05-27 18:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Tan t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are right. You have a valid reason for feeling that way and I am sorry that I hurt you with my inconsiderate ways.
2007-05-28 03:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by bobbijoslin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh.. Kate, meet Lisa.
2007-05-26 13:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by LedZeppelin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets go find some clothes for you
2007-05-20 05:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by mommysgirl29527 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋