These 16 police comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through."
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
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2007-05-20 03:26:34 · 8 answers · asked by suesysgoddess 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."
Star if you laugh!
2007-05-20 03:27:10 · update #1
Funny! I starred it! The last one was soo funny! Keep up what ya do!
2007-05-20 03:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of those are funny, but is that really a question? My feelings will be hurt if this question doesn't get pulled and mine did. I am not going to report it though... star for you!
2007-05-20 03:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love all apart from #5 and #2
2007-05-20 03:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwww haha lol
2016-05-22 00:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by glenna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one
2007-05-20 03:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by GBPfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good Post. LOL. It's Funny!
Have a great Sunday, and thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-20 03:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like 15, 14,11,3,&2...but i LOOOVVEEE nummber 1. that one was hilarious!!!PROPS!!
2007-05-20 03:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No laugh no star.
2007-05-20 03:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋