2007-05-20 00:59:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry Sentinel, but jigs are always danced when vulgar tyrants die, especially at their own hand, as Falwell's obesity would suggest.
Wouldn't it be a scream to find out that in Heaven neglecting one's health bars them from entering and Falwell had to settle for the celestial equivalent of a Motel 6?
2007-05-20 01:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jerry is very happy with his choices in life and satisfied with his peaceful death. He probably doubted what he proffessed to believe. So do "we all, all have doubts".
2007-05-20 01:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jonathan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
....Jokes of this nature are tasteless and unkind, but I can tell you this: yesterday I attended the graduation ceremonies at Liberty University in Lynchburg, and many gave testimony that Mr. Falwell was a man of God and finished well.
...Oh that we all would hear, "Well done, thou good and faithful servant. Enter into the joy of thy Lord."
...What about you, sir? Are you ready to meet God? If you died today, would you go to Heaven?
...If you did die today, and stood before God and He asked you, "Why should I let you into my Heaven, what would you say?"
...Forget good works; believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and be saved. (Acts 16:31)
...Whosoever will, may come.
2007-05-20 01:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by carson123 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I like to think Jerry died and his next immediate thought was, "Wow, had that wrong!".
2007-05-20 01:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Richter scale registering 7.9 quake in Virginia when he hit the floor...
2007-05-20 02:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL great play on words, i love that!!!! he had a heart?
2007-05-20 01:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am hoping that like the run of banana jokes of last week, this one too will dry up and blow away,it is getting banal and too repetitive.
2007-05-20 01:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋
THat is so sad. I will pray for you.
2007-05-20 13:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by kramerfam2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He fell better than you will with that attitude. I'm not laughing.
2007-05-20 01:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by HeVn Bd 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋