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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave the officer her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

2007-05-19 23:00:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

I'm not that good with riddles and jokes... but can someone here explain why the old man yells, " he said he knows you"..what does that mean?

2007-05-19 23:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-05-20 07:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol funny

2007-05-20 07:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. That's Bad! LOL.

2007-05-20 16:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

haha

2007-05-20 06:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahaha

2007-05-20 06:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0 0

so funny

2007-05-20 06:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by Jason 3 · 0 0

I love it!!

2007-05-20 06:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by Oops! 6 · 0 0

hee hee hee...good one

2007-05-20 06:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 0 0

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