A farmers son was getting married so the farmer thought he'd better explain the facts to him.He takes him for a walk in the woods and explains everything the boy needs to know for his first night with nis new wife. Just as he finishes they come upon a tree with an appropriate hole at the appropriate height so the farmer says to the boy "You can practice on that tree there." Time passed and the night of the wedding the newlyweds were staying in the farmers house overnight before going on honeymoon, from upstair there came the sound of a woman screaming in agony so the farmer dashes upstairs to find his son with the handle of a brush ramming it repeatedly in and out. "What the hell do you think you're dooing " yells the farmer "I'm making DAMN Sure there are no fcuking bees in this one."
2007-05-19 22:57:20 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny joke. I e mailed it to 2 of my friends.
2007-05-20 05:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by marlene g 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 00:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very good have a star.
i've heard of people saying he's got wood, but this takes the biscuit
;-)
2007-05-20 03:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by BLING 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-05-20 00:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gr8 luvd it lol
hav a star
2007-05-19 23:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhhh! ouch! funny though-good one lol.
2007-05-20 02:32:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
2007-05-20 03:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-19 23:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok now thats hilarious
2007-05-19 23:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Jason 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol when i heard it last it was squirrels
2007-05-19 23:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋