Look, buddy. I'm one of those rich Liberals you're talking about, so let me set you straight.
As a Liberal, I reserve the right to tell you what to do for your own good. You have no frickin' clue how to run your life, so I am empowering government to do it.
My personal hero, Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy, has adroitly preserved his family's fortune by taking advantage of clever tax loopholes so that he pays very little on the huge $500 million fortune. This is necessary, because he and his family need this money so they can work tirelessly on our behalf to enact laws you aren't smart enough to understand. You may think it is gross hypocrisy that he pays so little, but he is important. You are not.
We Democrats need those millions of Mexicans because we can't count on regular Americans to vote for us in the numbers we need to capture the White House. However, we know that recent immigrants vote overwhelmingly Democrat. So, stop your whining. We need the votes, and if you have to pay more in taxes for it, so be it. We know what's best for you, don't forget that. We're doing this all for you, out of love and compassion.
Besides, Consuela my maid has been getting a bit uppety lately. She wants every other Saturday off. I find this completely unacceptable. I host many large parties, and with the Global Warming issue so popular right now, I can count on luminaries like Jane Fonda showing up at my door. I'm not going to miss out on having celebrities in my beautiful home just because you object to paying more taxes. It may sound harsh, but your money is better spent by the government. You'd just fritter it away on some declasse American-made cr@p-mobile auto or coffee at Starbucks every morning.
Your money is needed to fund our egalitarian dreams. Stop being so selfish.
2007-05-19 23:07:26
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answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7
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Jews have been dispersed by utilising the Romans while they revolted against them in historical situations,that's why their throughout Europe.Palestine did no longer exists till now the Ottoman Empire became defeated alongside with German and Austria Hungary in WWI. Jordan,Iraq,Syria,Egypt,Algeria etc have been all below Colonial rule.This component to the international became divided between the British and the French. For greater suited administration the Colonial powers drew Political barriers which failed to exists till then. there is not any Palestine,Jordan as an occasion did no longer exists a hundred years in the past.Its a fashionable invention.The Jews have continually been in that area.Its in Roman,Christian and in Islamic text fabric. So their declare is valid. And Mexico plenty those territories to the U. S. after a collection of militia clashes.Israel exists as a results of fact hundreds of countries have customary it as an component to the U.N.climate the united stateshelps it openly or no longer.it could no longer have the money for to unfastened a efficient best chum like Israel. If everyone could return land it is going to be white human beings and Canadians who've stolen interior sight American land
2016-11-25 02:52:29
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answered by ? 4
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This is not a liberal - conservative issue. According to the numbers the majority of both sides want an end to illegal immigration so lets not divide ourselves together we are stronger and if we make this a lib - con issue then we are divided and weaker.
Make all politicians hear us Democrat OR Republican.
2007-05-20 00:46:15
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answered by M B 5
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Even though I am not a lib and think their ideology is not based in reality, I think the blame belongs to both partys. I am reading a great book right now. "Crazies on my left and wimps on my right" pretty much sums up our political climate these days.
2007-05-19 22:59:21
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answered by crusinthru 6
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The liberals want us to pay for their own home, they don't need to have them live with them.
2007-05-19 23:54:16
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answered by meathead 5
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I think they should start at Kennedy, McCain, and "W" ranch for starters
2007-05-20 04:47:16
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answered by jean 7
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i am completely against illegals.
2007-05-19 23:03:06
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answered by Anonymous
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2007-05-23 09:11:07
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answered by corujoj 3
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