Who haven't seen one another in several years meet unexpectadely at the supermarket. They decide to go out on Friday night to catch up on old times. Come Friday night, they go to a bar, have a great time, and get totally drunk. They begin walking home from the bar, when one says to the other
"I have to pee."
"So do I."
They look around and spot a cemetary. They decide to go there to do their business. When they get back to the road, the first one throws her pantyhose one the fence and leaves it. The second asks, "why'd you do that?"
"I had nothing to wipe with, so i used my pantyhose."
Her friend replies, " Same here, but i used a wreath i found."
The next day, the husbands of the women are talking. The husband of the first says, "Man, I'm worried. Last night, my wife went out with pantyhose and came back with none."
The husband of the secand snorts and says, "That's nothing. Last night after my wife came back, i found a card between her cheeks that said 'I'll never forget you.
2007-05-19 22:04:33 · 6 answers · asked by flyaway_far 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done!
2007-05-23 21:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, heard it before, but on the card it said, "we'll never forget you" and it signed "from all the lads at the rugby club"
It still makes me smile though
2007-05-19 22:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by colin s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good one especially the last 2 lines!!
2007-05-20 17:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by earth lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that's great
2007-05-19 22:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by OZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear! Hear! , good one!
2007-05-20 06:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by dajadelibra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-20 03:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋