10 points for the person who gets it right first
2007-05-19 21:55:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mat.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? (russle)
What do you call the same man in the ocean?(bob)
2007-05-19 22:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by flyaway_far 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 15:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matt
What do you call someone with a piece of bacon on his head?
Amhead
What do you call someone with two pieces of bacnon on his head?
Moamhead
What do you call someone with two pieces of bacon on his head and a sheep under his arm?
Moamhead Aslamb
(Sorry if I offend anyone, it is not intended for that)
2007-05-19 22:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by fuck off 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a guess, is that the future state of your drunken husband after you hack him?
2007-05-22 11:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Prudie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vry sori but i dont get it very sori :(
u can av a star ne wayz
2007-05-19 23:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a speed bump
2007-05-19 22:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can call him what you want as he cant get up and beat the living cr@p out of you! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
2007-05-19 22:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Anything you like the **** can't move.
2007-05-21 03:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by live life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say hes name is matt but don"t call him becase he won"t come !!
2007-05-19 22:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋