man says to his friend "my dog is very obedient"friend says "what do you mean? man says "well when i throw him on the fire and shout GER OFF,he does!
2007-05-19 19:18:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: Talking Dog For Sale.
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****."
2007-05-19 19:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Donela P 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sorry no star this time but 4/10 for effort
2007-05-19 19:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
0/10
Honestly read these jokes 2 yourself b4 u post them
2007-05-19 22:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, knew the answer before I read it. 4/10.
2007-05-19 19:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sori i didnt find tha vry funni sori u can av a star ne wayz
2007-05-20 00:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly joke!
2007-05-20 00:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10.....sucked
2007-05-19 20:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh? i don't understand!
2007-05-19 19:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by =stellaR= 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ERR
2007-05-19 21:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by HUNK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CRAPPY..
2007-05-20 03:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋