An old farmer goes to the cinema with his pet chicken on his shoulder.He gets to the kiosk and asks for two tickets. The booth attendant asks"Who's the second ticket for .?" he says "My chicken"she said that they don't allow pets in the theatre. So he goes out and round the corner and stuffs the chicken down his trousers walks back to the kiosk and buy one ticket and in he goes. After about half an hour the Chicken starts to get hot so the guy unzips his fly to let the chicken poke it's head out. The young lady sitting next to him said to her mate "This perv next to me has his fly open." her mate said "Ignore him, Once you've seen one then you've seen them all.". The first woman says "I know but this one#s eating my chips."
2007-05-19 18:52:45 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the **** just peeps out of the fly - no problem; but only when it starts eating the chips too .... It is too much!
Your joke is neat and hilarious. Here is my star to you!
2007-05-20 18:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hobby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 14:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny! we got a pet Rooster that stays in the house and he's the King of the Roost.he eats catfood and chips,no chicken feed for him,he won't touch it.
2007-05-19 19:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice way to top off the evening, James. Clean, funny and clever.
2007-05-19 19:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2007-05-19 20:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by г๏zเ -----x.♡.x----- 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted one like this but mine was popcorn. I preferred mine. Sorry.
2007-05-19 19:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.. hillariousssss!
2007-05-19 18:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol!!!! gives a whole new meaning to calling it a pecker ......
2007-05-19 21:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-05-19 18:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-05-19 18:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋