2007-05-19 18:33:01 · 11 answers · asked by MMMM 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The monkeys would send them back. I can imagine their faces now... looking around in bewilderment at each other... finally breaking into laughter and knowing - really knowing - that humans are inferior to them.
2007-05-19 18:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the monkeys. Just send the missionaries to zoos.
2007-05-20 01:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by whillow95 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't think we should send missionaries to zoos. It's bad enough to spend life in a cage. Why torture them with missionaries?
2007-05-20 01:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first it would be necessary to learn sign language and the monkey culture and then ascertain if you really have a calling from the God. you may still be persecuted by zoo workers.
2007-05-20 01:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by Annmaree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you guys think I'm a cracker! Is someone trying to start a battle for the planet of the apes? This is a good example of how darwinism really works.
I digress, apes accept their state of bondage with much more grace than humans. But now, thanks to Jane G. I know apes do kill apes. Another myth bites the dust.
Who came first, Caesar, or Charleton Heston? (It's a chicken/egg type question)
2007-05-20 01:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally got this one...put the missionaries in a cage..set the monkeys free!
2007-05-20 01:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by beeze 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Monkeys, like all ofter living creatures, have this life only to live it to the full, even if it is limited by man, such as in cages, on chains or dependent on man for food, shelter etc.
Only man, was created with the desire to serve God and only man was created with the desire to live forever. And only man has the hope to life forever here on a Paradise Earth.
2007-05-20 01:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But missionaries don`t understand sign language.....
Find another place
2007-05-22 00:47:57 · answer #8 · answered by Shripathi Krishna Acharya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A smart zookeeper would put them on display...
Humanus idioticus....
2007-05-20 01:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Animals do not sin, so they do not need to be saved.
2007-05-20 01:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋