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I'm sure if we combine math puns with poop jokes, we can come with more than one "right" answer.

C'mon, be creative.

2007-05-19 16:33:03 · 24 answers · asked by ryanker1 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

Here are some different answers


my math homework
my takes
poop in the form of numbers
exponents
number 2
a big pi-le of cr4p
3.14 of it is numbers that rest is crap

2007-05-19 16:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

number 2

2007-05-19 23:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

If you eat a math book, what comes out the other end?

I am not sure but it is 3.14cm long, has a mass of 100g and shoots out at an angle of 6.02cm/s at an angle of 30 degrees.

I wonder, what is the time it takes to complete submerge in the toilet?

2007-05-19 23:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 1 1

Mathematical Chewy Chocolate fudge..

2007-05-20 23:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Andy C 2 · 0 0

If the Math book is easy then we'll have loose motion (since the SOLUTION will come out).
If the book is difficult then we may have constipation due to HARD problems.

2007-05-20 00:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brussel Sprouts.

2007-05-19 23:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0 0

are u sure it will come out? or get stuck
maybe a whole lot of smart ****.
are u sure u want to take all that knowledge out
math guineous poop would come out.

2007-05-19 23:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Hello ;) 3 · 0 0

Arithmetic

2007-05-19 23:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by linda c 5 · 0 0

An IRS agent? or: A good reason to buy a new math book. or: The accountant for big oil companies. or: A divorce lawyer?

2007-05-19 23:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1 0

Arithmecrap

Log-arithems

turdabolas

2007-05-19 23:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 4 0

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