>BLONDE INVENTIONS
1) Inflatable dart board.
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3) A book on how to read.
4) Solar-powered flashlight.
5) Screen door on a submarine.
>Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end
of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they
had put in the ground. "Fifteen" was the answer.
"Not bad, not bad at all," the foreman said.
Turning to the blonde crew he asked how many they had put in. "Four" was
the answer.
"Four?" the foreman yelled. "The others did fifteen, and you only did four?"
"Yes," replied the leader of the blonde group, "But go look at how much they
left sticking out of the ground."
>One hot day, a blonde went up to a pop machine outside of a store and pulled out a handful of coins. She put the first coiin and got a pop. She put a second coin in and got another pop. She repeated this process and when she was asked what she was doing, she said "DUH WINNING!!!"
STAR?!
2007-05-19 16:27:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two blondes were walking in the woods when they saw some tracks. one blonde was like: "hey, those are bear tracks!" the other blonde was like: "no, those are deer tracks!" and they continued arguing like that until they got run over by a train.
2007-05-19 17:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by lama-assassinator3240 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second joke was funny and the blonde jokes were pretty good too. Well done. Have a star.
2007-05-20 07:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the last one. And I'm a blonde. Got a star from me.
2007-05-19 17:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes are nailing bords onto a house, one of the blonds keeps throwing random nails over her sholder. the other blond ask's why she keeps throwing them away. the first blond say's the are facing the wrong way. the second blond says. "you nimrod! those are for the other side of the house!!!"
2007-05-19 17:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6) Styrofoam baseball bat
7) Women's condoms
8) Toothpaste for old people
7) Kilts
2007-05-19 16:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star for effort.
2007-05-19 16:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, no star, I hate blonde jokes, for obvious reasons, some are good, but these, they're just not funny.
2007-05-19 16:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are the suited! (a edge- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can because of the fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-10-05 09:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NoM or eBlon De Jok Es, que passa arrant?
Polish, Irish, Male Jackass jokes - butt please, no jokes about foolish goats, or cashmere sweaters.
I couldn't handle such big boobies.
2007-05-19 16:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice i give u a star!!
2007-05-19 16:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥KeLsEy♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋