What would be the airspeed velocity of an unladen crocoduck?

Question

What is its mating call? Would a crocoduck schnork or quargle?
What are some of the differences between the European and the American crokoduck?

http://www.geocities.com/anuragvit/cross/crocoduck.jpg
and you are right, the African crocoduck.

Answer 1

*nearly dies of laughter* You're going to kill me you know.


If you fire a frozen crocoduck out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile!

Answer 2

there are no european crocoducks due to the utter lack of crocodiles in that region, though there are enough ducks. Their mating call is surprisingly similar to the sound of Ray Comfort peeling a banana and eating it. It's subtle and easy to miss for humans, but the crocoducks are sensitive to some mystic frequencies of the event and are attracted for miles by the sound of it (that also explains why this shy species has only been documented and described by this team of researchers, others just don't have the right knack of peeling a banana).
Most waterfowl can attain an airspeed of about 50 mph on average. Crocoducks, however, don't fly. It's because the crocodile head gets airsick and whenever it's more than 3 feet off the ground.
by the way, there are crocodiles in florida

Answer 3

The unladen crocoduck drops like a rock, so it goes pretty fast. The European Crocoduck is a bit more sophisticated and smokes. The American Crocoduck is actually an Alligaduck, so it has a wider snout. Both make great boots, that nice leather with feather trim on the top.

Answer 4

The airspeed of a crocoduck is 5xS to the third tree, when S is equal to the constant SPLAT!

Crocoducks neither schnork or quargle. . .they falumphish and occasionally fargdoodle.

The common southern American crocoduck (crocoduckus vulgaris) is distinguished from its European counterpart by its distinctive mating call : "Brace yo'self, Linda Sue, honey!"

European crocoducks, particularly the species found in Great Britain, are noted for their stiff upper bills. There are persistent rumors (suspected to originate from female crocoducks) that not much else about the male European crocoduck is.

Answer 5

Godzilla propelled the crocoduck to the speed of sound, which turned it into a Fireball. Laptop Jesus reached down from heaven to rescue it, but Pangel intercepted it first. She wanted a pet for her Glitterkitty, who had to ask Gandalf to put a spell on it so that it could be Zero Cool. The only drawback was that I Walk Funny and Lodasenna couldn't stop laughing at it. Acid Zebra said that crocoducks don't exist. Everyone agreed that Kirk Cameron is an idiot.

Answer 6

The photo looks like a female mallagator - very close to the crocoduck. Easy for the untrained eye to confuse.

It's a trick question, both the crocoduck and the mallagator, despite their wingspans cannot fly, they keep nose diving. Hence further evidence of creation - why would there ever be a bird that could not fly (oh yeah... ignore those flightless birds) if evolution were true.

Answer 7

Have you seen the crocoduck?
http://www.sparth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/crocoduck-small.jpg

It doesn't look like a very fast bird. Top airspeed might max out at 15-20 mph.

Mating call is likely a very inaudible sound...quite like a burp or cough

I would say a crocoduck would be more prone to schnork then quargle. Schnorking is more common in short, stout creatures like crocoducks.

The European crocoducks smoke Cuban cigars when the tourists aren't looking.

Answer 8

Here are the answers in the order of the questions. 23 knots. A series of foghorn-like sounds. Come on, it would obviously schnork. There is no actual American crokoduck; it is the result of the confusion upon seeing the American alliduck. However, the main differences are that the European crokoduck has larger wings, an elongated snout/bill, and a tougher hide. The American alliduck is faster (around 28 knots), has a better sense of smell, and eats babies.

Answer 9

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the capital of Assyria?
Do you agree that the banana proves atheists wrong?

The crocoduck makes a "qunt" sound, throatier than a quack and sharper than a grunt.

The European crocoducks are intelligent enough not to speak of themselves as something real. The American crocoducks haven't quite figured out how to close their massive mouths yet.

Now give us a shrubbery. And make it a nice one.

Answer 10

I thought it was English and African Crocoducks, oh well live and learn.
Good old Kirk, always up for a laugh.

Answer 11

about the same as the african swallow.

both.

the euro crocoduck has more scales, the american has more feathers.