Some little wench just dropped a house on my sister and stole a VERY expensive pair of ruby encrusted slippers, the police think I've been drinking and don't believe me--what should I do?
2007-05-19 14:48:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think I just saw her.
She was going west on Yellow Brick Rd.
But be careful, she's got a dog, a lion and a maniac with an axe.
Oh, and a scarecrow.
And they're all ... skipping ... right in the middle of the road. This girl is crazy!! I'm amazed they haven't got hit by a car yet!
Forget the police, call the FBI, CIA, and the Dept. of Homeland Security.
2007-05-19 21:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch out for the freaky girl who looks old enough to be my mother and scares off monkeys and dogs! She is traveling with some people whom she bullies and yells at for no good reason beyond the fact that she thinks she's perfect. Little witch, that crazy wench! SHE did it. Don't be fooled!
2007-05-19 21:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, the police are taking bribes from the dude in the big green castle down the street. Get the flying monkeys to TP the place.
2007-05-19 21:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Rob F. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just be careful of that little wench and her bucket of water! Don't bother with the police get her and crush her yourself. She is spreading malicious lies about you!
2007-05-19 22:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by The_Slasher_of_Veils 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Watch out for Glenda. Are you going after Dorothy's little dog ToTo too?
2007-05-19 21:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pop in the video and show them the proof. Ain't technology wonderful.
Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood
2007-05-19 21:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Follow the yellow brick road.
2007-05-19 21:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know you may have a hard time getting them back.. she donated them you know and now the US Govt has a hold of them. Think you can convince the Smithsonian to give them back :oD
2007-05-19 21:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It won't do you any good to get the Police involved; unless, you can Prove that she did it.
2007-05-19 22:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Linda P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, send out the flying monkeys.
And dear this time would you stuff that dang dog!
2007-05-19 22:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by Lil'witch 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋