there are three guys on a hellicopter.a black guy,a white guy and a mexican guy.they're all from different countries.the black guy says,"i love my country"and he throws down a coin.the white guy says,"i love my contry"and he throws down a coin.the mexican guy says,"i hate my country and throws down a bomb.
later,after they get off the hellicopter,the black guy's walking and sees a little kid on the ground crying.when he asked the kid what waz wrong he said,"a star fell out of the sky and chopped my leg off."
the white guys walking and sees a little kid crying.when he asked the kid what waz wrong she said,"a star fell out of the sky and chopped my dog's head off."
the mexican guy waz walking and saw two little boys laughing their heads off.when he asked them what waz so funny, they said,"daddy farted and the house blew up!"
2007-05-19
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