MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2007-05-19 13:03:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Ewww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 13:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LMFAO i heard that joke before,but everytime i see or hear it i crack up. funny.
2007-05-19 20:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilaros
2007-05-19 20:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by Music Addict 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, very nice.
2007-05-19 20:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Yoro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao... thats awesome. great joke.
2007-05-19 20:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by YankeeZ_FaN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww..that's faeces!!...hahaha...'put put'
2007-05-20 12:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by rose etoiles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-19 20:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.............She deserved that one!
2007-05-19 20:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. its poop.
2007-05-19 20:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Carrie B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋