Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa Singh: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying....'You are watching CNN?"
"How does he know what I am watching?"
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
2007-05-19 12:35:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, I agree that the first one can go very well as a blonde joke. But in India, Sardars jokes are more popular. Santa is a Sardar (Sikh).
But let me clarify that I don't have anything personal against blondes and Sardars. I love and respect them.
They add humor to our lives...
2007-05-19 12:50:10 · update #1
i love the second on 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-19 12:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is new to me....and I agree it would be a good (bottle blonde) joke.
2007-05-19 19:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
I've enjoyed reading all your jokes this evening. Thank you for the laughs, and I wish you a great, new week!
2007-05-20 17:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! Good ones!
2007-05-19 19:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were cute....the first could be a good blonde joke
2007-05-19 19:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by ☮ Heroin[e] ☮ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really FUNNY!! Have a star!!
2007-05-19 19:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!
I LOVE the last one!!!
2007-05-19 19:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful
2007-05-19 20:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋