2007-05-19 12:33:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
AH! Hamburgler has found me! *runs away*
2007-05-19 12:36:31 · update #1
Fish burger the rest are fat food.
2007-05-19 12:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would order fish with which to feed the multitude and water to walk across. He would forbid the ordering of a McRib or sausage for breakfast; him being Jewish and all. Perhaps he would turn all of that into lamb. He would order chicken and raise it from the dead just for laughs.
2007-05-19 12:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wouldn't patronize an exploitative, greedy, money grabbing, planet-raping business like McDonalds. He stood up for the poor. I expect he would burn down their headquarters.
2007-05-19 12:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing, I think he would act like he did when he kicked the money changers out of the temple. Repent! Rend your clown suit, buy some baggie hemp shorts and move to an organic farm!
2007-05-19 12:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like to think Jesus would gather up all the bums he could find and treat them to whatever they wanted at McDonald's.
2007-05-19 12:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well hold on he just came in let me ask.
Sorry Ronald he said he go's to the Burger King.
2007-05-19 13:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Zenshin Academy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Definitely a McWorship, although you could get that at almost any MegaChurch these days.
2007-05-19 12:42:40 · answer #7 · answered by pppz0r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A salad, he's a healthy eater. Along with a fish fillet or something along those lines.
2007-05-19 12:37:51 · answer #8 · answered by Satin sheets 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do people ask such idiotic questions? Do they have nothing to do, or are they just being kind and allowing me to get easy points?
2007-05-19 12:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't order anything silly... he'd simply go to someone already eating a meal, pray over it and be able to feed 5,000 more customers for free!!!! WOO HOOO.. FREE MCDONALD'S!!!!
2007-05-19 12:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋