President Bush dies and is sent to hell. The devil says to him, "Hell is full right now, so you will have to take someone's place. You have 3 doors to choose from to spend the rest of eternity". The devil opens the first door and there is President Reagan smashing rocks with a sledge hammer. President Bush says "No, that repetitive motion would aggrevate my arthritis". The devil opens door #2 to see president Nixon strapped to a table with water slowly dripping on his head. President Bush says " No, that would drive me crazy". The devil opens the last door and there is President Clinton, getting "serviced" by Monica Lewinski. President Bush says "I'll take this room, oh yeah"! The devil then yells "OK, Monica, you are free to go".
2007-05-19 11:37:44 · 10 answers · asked by marks_your_man 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...very funny!!!!:) 10.5/10
2007-05-19 15:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Bush...
and poor Clinton too...
Monica are you free to come?
2007-05-19 19:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 19:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHa
2007-05-19 18:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh..thats hilarious
oh my i laughed so hard..i cant stop laughing
i am going to share this with everyone
2007-05-19 19:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by be_the_blonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo nice
2007-05-19 21:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never know, he might enjoy that more...
2007-05-19 18:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-19 18:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by laraindogg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-19 18:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!
2007-05-19 18:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋