A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
2007-05-19 08:27:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The peeping **** sometimes eats popcorn and sometimes chips from the women in the neighbouring seats!
Please tell me which is the original source for this joke.
2007-05-20 18:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10
2007-05-19 08:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Popcorn Chicken! Hilarious.
2007-05-19 08:43:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-05-19 09:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
outstanding. a keep clerk knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it is the suited little gadget I even have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He pronounced, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She pronounced, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the capacity on yet!"
2016-11-25 01:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i smirked but not 1 of ur best 8/10 hunni x
2007-05-19 10:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booo
2007-05-19 08:48:03 · answer #7 · answered by chip t 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have an objection to the statement...
"If you have seen one you have seen them all"
What do you think guys?
2007-05-19 08:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good - I was expecting something about a man choking the chicken.....
2007-05-19 08:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by Richard of Fort Bend 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's definitely funny.
2007-05-19 08:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by Roselle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋