i asked my girl's 3 year old what he would do if something happened to me and without a moments thought he said he would call w.w.w.9 which had me in fits.
2007-05-19 08:01:08 · 8 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Overheard one day while my 3 1/2 year old son was in the bathroom:
"Okay poops, get out of my butt. Come on other poops, your friends are waiting for you, hurry up!........Okay guys have a good trip." Flush.
2007-05-19 08:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 that I remember (he's 22 and Dad himself now)
When he was 3 years old he'd been watching Sesame Street. He came in to the kitchen where I was and said, "You want to hear me say something in Spanish"? I thought, Wow, Sesame Street is great. I said yes, and he said, (very articulately) "North Dakota". I really tried not to laugh so as not to embarrass him.
Then when he was about 7 years old, (he is an only child and his Dad died while I was pregnant with him so it was just him and me-a woman) He ran to me and said, "There's someone at the door". I said, "Well, answer it" by now the person was leaving and my son looked out the window and said, "Oh, it was just the PMS man." (UPS) I just about split a gut. :)
2007-05-19 15:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was doing the dishes and my then 3 and a half year old daughter was in the bathroom, I thought doing her business. I heard the door open and saw our poor little dog curled up in his bed all wet. I quickly walked over to the bathroom and saw the floor was wet and there was dog hair all over the toilet. My daughter had this very proud look on her face, and I asked what in the world happened in the bathroom. She smiled and said that she gave the dog a bath for me. I then said, well where did you bathe him? She said the toilet!
2007-05-19 15:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by harveybsharvey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know how adults joke around and just shoot the breeze bullsh****** right? After watching "Dick and Jane" with Jim Carrey I told my Husband that I was going to rob a bank! Days later I went to a store in the mall and bought a suit and my then 5 year-old said to me as I was the paying cashier "Mommy, you don't feel like robbing a bank today?"
I had never been so embarrassed in my life!!! I bet you the cashier and everybody else in the store watched me until I left.
2007-05-19 15:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by prettyinpink 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it recently happened..i was in the computer showing my husband something and my 2 year old was takin a s*** on her diaper,anyways the thing is my husband told her when you are done let me know so, i can give you a bath....well we went on with our business she kept saying something but we didnt pay any mind, ,so she decided to take of her diaper and lay it on my husbands lap..the only reason he noticed was because he says "the smell felt stronger"once he looked down and (bam)push it off...i was rolling with tears because he does not like dealing with dirty diapers .
2007-05-19 15:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by kr8zmommi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My little cousin was prentening to preach and he stop and said somebody yell cocckle doodle doo.
2007-05-19 15:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by kina l 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well there is 16 year difference between me and my siblings when my sister (she 11 now) was little my mom would always say let me kiss your hurt hurt well while trying to learn to ride her bike she hurt her little (girl down there) she asked my mom can you kiss my hurt hurt my mom said baby i love but mommy cant kiss that kinda hurt hurt ,ask god to make make it better my sister goes god can you please kiss my hurt hurt i promise to be a good little girl amen!
2007-05-19 23:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son used to hold his "thing" and my mom in law told him it will fall off he quickly replied "well I can just glue it back on." we laughed soo hard.
2007-05-19 15:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by love life even when it sucks!!! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋