Since everyone's telling them.
There was a huge flood, and the water got so high that people had to climb onto their roofs to escape the rising water. One woman climbed out onto her roof and sat there praying. Pretty soon a man in a canoe came by and asked her if she wanted a ride to safety. She replied, "God will provide." An hour later, a man in a motorboat drove past, asking her if she needed help. "God will provide," she said with a smile. An hour later, a helicopter came by and asked her the same question. "God will provide!" she said cheerfully. By then, the water had risen so far that she was unable to stay on her roof and drowned.
When the lady got to heaven, she asked god, "Why didn't you save me, god?" And he replied, "I sent you two boats and a helicopter!!! What more did you want?!?!"
2007-05-19 07:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I always loved that one!
2007-05-19 07:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one - it doesn't mock but shows that people of faith sometimes can't see the hand of God moving on their behalf. I always like this joke.
BAD JESUS - You are a blind fool! The God who loved you enough to save you from your stupidity will not tolerate your outright arrogance forever. REPENT!
2007-05-19 08:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did god give us a butt that has a vertical crack instead of horizontal?
because if we were to go down a slide our butt would go Bludabludabldulbaldua
2007-05-19 08:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Kendra :D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Always a chuckle from this one... *smiles*
2007-05-19 07:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
that's funny, but i'm sure god is more patient than that.
2007-05-19 07:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Draco Malfoy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That just shows you this:
''GOD HELPS THOSE WHO
HELP THEMSELVES"
2007-05-19 08:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one...and it has a very valid point
2007-05-19 07:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did that bastard god create flood in the first place.
2007-05-19 07:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
I've heard this before, but it's always funny. Thanks!
2007-05-19 07:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
amusing...
2007-05-19 07:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋