A nun gets on a bus and tells the driver she only has 6 weeks left to live. She tells him that she REALLY doesn't want to die a virgin but she would like to have sex with a good, unmarried man who has no kids. He agrees and they have wild sex on the bus. Afterwards the driver is feeling really guilty and confesses that he was lying and that he does indeed have a wife and kids. The nun says "that's ok..I lied too..I'm a bloke in fancy dress on my way to a party"
*chuckle*!!
2007-05-19 07:29:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mike..cos there's a nun in the joke *DOH*!!
2007-05-19 07:33:19 · update #1
Hahaha, very good joke. Bunch of idiots will not like it here though.
2007-05-19 07:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WoW, that joke you just told is extremely divine in every way. So divine that it blinded me with pure Ecstasy & Lust beyond anything ordinary and un-important. However, i wonder, do you love to hear yourself talk over the phone? Or do you just love raw sex? A nymph maybe? I know you.
2007-05-19 07:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How does he miss the bloke part during wild sex, not very bright, is he ?
2007-05-19 07:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They have wild sex... and the driver doesn't notice that it's a guy?
2007-05-19 07:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is no question here to answer. but value the effort to put a smile in to others!
2007-05-19 07:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Catholic Mom- why dont u marry John?
Julie- mom he is an atheist and does not believe in Jesus and hell
Mom: marry him and he will start believing in hell.. and he will pray Jesus to save him
2007-05-19 07:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's kind of stupid. How do you have sex with someone and not notice their gender?
2007-05-19 08:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by RU SRS? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats lame
2007-05-19 07:33:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um...? Why is this in the R&S section? Just curious.
2007-05-19 07:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I liked that one, it was funny.
2007-05-19 07:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋