A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the Bear Remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The Bear Remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van and then I can take him back to the woods and set him free."
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
2007-05-19 05:32:50 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, it's funny! xD
For those who don't get it...it's because if the bear remover gets knocked off the roof, the dog will grab /his/ testicles.
2007-05-19 05:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by Lozza 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One Never Heard It Before But Hilarious! ROFL
2007-05-19 05:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog is trained to grab the bear by the testicles,so if he falls the dog will go for his. i though it was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
2007-05-19 05:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-19 06:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took Me Minute To Get The Dog Part.......Its Good, Really Good!!!!LMAO
2007-05-19 05:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Cali_Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg that is hilarious! here's a star 10/10!
2007-05-19 06:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Hussein H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slightly reminiscent of animal cruelty but kinda funny all the same.
2007-05-19 05:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Off the Key of Reason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP!....i heard it but its still a good one ..have a star
2007-05-19 05:48:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
:) haven't heard it before. made me smile.
2007-05-19 05:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats with the shoot the dog part? i dont get it :(
2007-05-19 05:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋