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Get off your *** and clean your house.

Play the musical clean house game. Find a great cd you love. Turn it up until your fillings rattle. Then pick 3 dirty rooms. Each time you hear a new song, you rotate which room you clean. Voila! You're back here in 45 minutes, feeling morally safe for having cleaned and with minor ear damage.

2007-05-19 05:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Get off your dead butt and get back to housecleaning, and I'll give you a reward--a night you'll NEVER forget, baby

2007-05-19 12:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by Paien 3 · 3 0

There is no house and your dead butt is only an illusion. Think not of the past, for it is gone. Think not of the future, for it never comes. This is your only moment. And you're on YA. And its all good.

2007-05-19 12:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by buddhamonkeyboy 4 · 1 0

I could but I won't. Let's make a deal. If you get off your dead butt to clean your house, I'll get off mine and do the gardening.

2007-05-19 12:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by OP 5 · 2 0

Get off your dead butt Endora and clean my house.

2007-05-19 12:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by billy 6 · 4 0

Maybe it would help if you brought a little fantasy into it, dress as a nun or a prima donna ballerina whilst cleaning, do the dishes en-pointe...use your imagination, that's what it's for.
Or shall we call in Doctor Bombay?...Mother?

2007-05-19 12:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1 0

Get off your dead butt and come clean my house too...

2007-05-19 12:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by SDC 5 · 2 0

Get off your dead butt and get back to work!

Okay...I wasn't too convincing, because I'm supposed to be doing the same thing....yet, here I am.

2007-05-19 12:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by KS 7 · 6 0

Hey Endor@!

Would you PLEASE, get off your dead butt and get back to cleaning your filthy house before the vermin take over! Get to it NOW WOMAN!


HA HA HA

2007-05-19 12:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by )0( Cricket Song 4 · 1 0

Oh Endora, you're a dirty girl, I like that. Screw the housework and do a little magic with me. Endora you still there??????

2007-05-19 12:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Outside the box 6 · 1 0

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