Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside ?
A: K9P.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy ?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard ?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sEx like a bridge game ?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
.Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common ?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive ?
A: Because it scares the crap out of the dog.
2007-05-19 04:02:28 · 16 answers · asked by eff_few 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. I laughed at each one. As a matter of fact, I'm still laughing. Thanks.
2007-05-19 04:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Perplexed Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gave them an overall of 7 out of 10
2007-05-19 11:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by The Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some cute ones there,leave Monicas tired @$$ alone she is so pathetic..I starred u 2.....
2007-05-19 12:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
plus a star
2007-05-19 11:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get the one about the light but the rest are funny
2007-05-19 11:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not like any of them. Lewinsky jokes are old. the others a gross.
2007-05-19 11:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by mjhelme 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
9 out of ten very very funny
2007-05-19 11:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Poe B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are cute and very easy to understand!
2007-05-19 11:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tooooooooooooooooo funny! These are classic! :)
2007-05-19 11:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by 100% Woman, yes indeed! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on if the priest is catholic... we know how much action they get with the little boys.
2007-05-19 11:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋