What would Jesus do?

Question

I have $1,593 to spend and have a personal dillema on how to spend the money. Out of the following options, how would you spend the money?

A) Buy a magic mushroom grow kit and grow my own shrooms.

B) Buy a new bong and a pound of weed.

C) Take a dump on a cop car and use it for bail money.

D) Use it to fund a bank robbery

Answer 1

Every time the weed. Hands down. Saves me?

Answer 2

meh none of those options would make me more money, nor would they give me long term satisfaction.

i would either put it into a term deposit if i didnt really need it all that much, and watch it multiply eventually, or keep it till i really need it (and u know u will one day lol)

or buy new furnature

or give it to someone else who needs it more than i do. if your willing to waste it on the things you have stated, then you obviously dont really have a need for it. do you have any family or friends who need it? or someone who needs a car real bad? you can get em an okay one for that price.

maybe you could pay all ur bills in advance so u can just relax for a while knowing everything is paid for.

or you could go for a holiday!

who knows what Jesus would do? i know that He would use the money wisely. It would go on the thing most neccessary at the time. what are your needs? what are other ppls needs?

Answer 3

WWJD is a Question you usually ask whenever your in a situation you don't know exactly what to do, so, you put Jesus in your place and try to reflect what would he do if he was in your shoes.

Definetly he wouldn't do any of your 4 mentioned options. If you would want Jesus to handle this situation for you you will need to do the following:
1st- Pay 1 tenth of this money to your local church 159.3$. Jesus would have given back part of what he gets back to servicing others.
2nd- Pray and ask Jesus where would be the best place to spend the remaining money. Jesus would have prayed and used the money wisely.
3rd- Await an answer and act accordingly.

Answer 4

Hi Psil,
First of all, its cool you have some cash to spend.
"D" is a bad idea, because you're gonna end up in the klinker.
"C" is always tempting, but its best to do it
in a video game, and stay, again, out of the klinker.

"I would have to go with "B", since you only give us the four choices, unless you want to edit and ask for another choice.
If you buy dank you can move it fast, and recoop your cash then buy the shroom kit.
so that way, you can do both B and A also.

Answer 5

You need to spend that money on a psychoanalyst. Better yet
see a Christian minister or counselor. You are desperately in need of wisdom and salvation.

Foolish and stupid people mock God. Guess you qualify for now. God can unqualify you and make you wise if you will repent of your great wickedness.

It is sin that makes men "laugh themselves to Hell." Jesus loves everyone, but that doesn't mean He will put up with your nonsense forever. Death is the point of separation between the lies you believe and the awful truth of facing up to your own personal responsibility to God. PLAY WITH FIRE AND YOU WILL GET BURNT! Even children understand that concept. Isn't it time you start acting at least as wise as a child?

Answer 6

This "What would Jesus do " question comes up in many places, and on many subjects.
Whatever the answer, any answer, can't be proven or did-proven. So why is such a thing asked ?
Nobody can possibly say what some deceased person would do. Anything said would only be a guess.

Answer 7

E) None of the above.

or

F) Rent a shrink for a few hours - your brain needs cleaning. Good luck!

Answer 8

B. Jesus may have been a hemp user - the Magi were.

Answer 9

Why spend it at all?

Find someone that is truly needy and help them out with it.

Love and blessings Don

Answer 10

e) use it more wisely than these options you came up with.