Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really p!ssed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-05-19 03:39:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha. that;s funny. but i think it'll take less than 6 secs to get that reading
2007-05-19 04:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-19 04:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh that ws so funny and cute. I gave u a star also. As for the girl that dose not get why he is missing .. sigh lol
2007-05-19 03:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by big_red31331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!! Not a ferrari but a scale, lol.!!! 10/10 lady.!!! Cheers again for a laugh.!!
2016-05-17 09:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny as heck u get starred
2007-05-19 03:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by Santa likes milf with his cookies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-05-19 03:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by mkb2000bkm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it really take 6 seconds?
2007-05-19 03:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by Dice 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
pretty cool n soo funny
2007-05-19 03:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-19 04:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG SOO FUNNY i'm still laughing.
2007-05-19 03:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋