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do you think a leg of ham is ok to take or would they prefer pork?

2007-05-19 02:42:54 · 17 answers · asked by Fatty 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

Thought he invited you...take a nice white wine.

Just Dust

2007-05-19 02:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 1 0

Try to learn a bit more of his religion so you would not be ignorant about what to take if invited to the home of someone of a different culture.

2007-05-19 11:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by trinigirl 3 · 1 0

what is the point of taking the mik?...what r u going to get out of this?....silly question and silly answers from most of u...grow up ur all adults now and if u dnt no y muslims dnt eat pork find out and research the truth instead of making fun of this beautiful religion.

2007-05-19 09:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Sup Fatty,
I say put a live pig in your trunk. Release it into their yard and chase it with a spear you fashioned from a large stick (old school style). Chase it around naked with your wang bouncing up and down and what not (muslims love nudity) until eventually killing it with a semiautomatic hand gun.
Smear the blood on your forehead and cheeks, and slaughter it in their yard before cooking it on their stove top (don't forget the hummus).

2007-05-19 09:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Big D 2 · 1 1

I think you knew what you were doing when you asked this question. You just wanted to offend the Muslims. Even though I'm not one, I would not disrespect them.

2007-05-19 11:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by DEBBO 5 · 0 0

gosh dude...ham and pork is so wrong for the muslim.

2007-05-19 10:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by scraveus 2 · 0 0

Dude, dunno whether you are aware of this, but pig meat/alchohol in any form is offensive to a Muslim (unless he has been converted - in which case, anything goes). If he has invited you, it is a thoughtful gesture, and you should take some sweets/cake if you really want to.

2007-05-19 09:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by ~[D3]~ 5 · 1 1

Why not just cover yourself in BBQ sauce and put an apple in your mouth. You be the meal, fatty.

2007-05-19 09:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by Bipolar Bear 4 · 1 0

both are from the same animal so you should ask him what their dietary constraints are if any and be sensitive to that. after all he invited you so if you are going to bring something it should be thoughtful of the host.

2007-05-19 09:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by bastian915 6 · 1 0

there is nothign funny about being disrespectful to idiots and try to remember not to yawn in their faces;if they are wearing swaddling white clothes try to say anything about laundry nightmares;i am not sure if i can do justice to explaining how tedious these people are

2007-05-19 09:46:42 · answer #10 · answered by patrick o 2 · 1 1

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